Sunday, April 13, 2014



british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Haha! Welcome to the real Britain

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

Wednesday, March 26, 2014


im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars 

I’d settle for twenty quid…

Saturday, March 15, 2014

A night bus in Manchester always sets you up right for life

Monday, March 10, 2014

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Sunday, March 9, 2014
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
  • Yesterday: horny
  • Today: horny
  • Tomorrow: horny
  • Next week: horny
  • Next month: horny
  • Apocalypse: horny
Friday, November 22, 2013


If I can hear you eating then I hope you choke on it.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

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Tuesday, September 17, 2013


what in the whole fuck is this

(Source: ajmanson)